iCRASHED iGOD!

I just couldn’t resist this silly little app on facebook.com – a chat with God…

It was pretty fun, but looks like i crashed iGod!

I started out by choosing a ‘cadillac pink’ chat window over the other 2 choices of ‘brushed metal’ or ‘cool blue’. I just prefer pink I guess, anyway things didn’t go too well after that point:

Here’s how it all played out… I know I’m argumentative (just ask Fred), but I thought iGod could handle it…

God:
Hi, Alison Banister.
Me:
hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
You just addressed me by name, why are you asking me my name if you know it?
God:
That’s good information: Alison Banister said I addressed him or her by name why are you asking him or her his or her name if you know it.
Me:
what a bunch of crap
God:
it is a bunch of crap.
Me:
do you believe in ‘I statements’?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is your name, God?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
How do i know you’re not an evil imposter?
God:
By introspection.
Me:
That’s a stupid answer
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
so you’re saying that you are a proponent of a polytheistic system wherein the gods are robots?

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No further attempts to contact iGod were of any avail. I couldn’t even hit the Repent button!